How to make EXTREMELY good decisions
Scene I: Blank Void Enter Vaguely Human-Shaped Silhouette. Vaguely Human-Shaped Silhouette: Hello. My name is Generic Tragedy Protagonist. I am known for being the smartest, most rational human ever to exist, who never makes any bad choices whatsoever. I am also male, despite being only vaguely human-shaped, because we all know that the sole purpose of women is to be other people's wives or mothers--or both at once--with no agency of their own. Besides, women are too nice to have a fatal flaw like a tragic hero, and too delicate to handle the devastating consequences of their actions. But it's not like it matters, when men are the protagonists of the world, and women just side characters. A crowd of people who have appeared from nowhere stare at him with narrowed eyes. What? What are you looking at me for? The crowd vanishes. Enter another Vaguely Human-Shaped Silhouette, this time with a feminine appearance. Female Vaguely Human-Shaped Silhouette: Hello. My name is G...